"Mom, are you normal? Daddy will be here soon, and all you want to do is fuck."

The mother rejoices at her son's krempai, as if she had forgotten where it leads

I'm your stepmother, not your mother, so you can fuck me to orgasms

Son, look what I'll give your dad for the New Year! You can touch it, too

Mom's watching the show — I'm going to cum in her in case she doesn't notice

And he's bargaining, too! You're here to clean, so polish your dick!

This is what parents do when they are home alone